My attempt at being a Googlewhack

Pirahna skateboard!

I pondered the greatness of cultivating a school of pirahnas. They make for great attack pets, I thought. But!

They are very limited on land. (Flop. Flop. Flop.)

No matter!

Give them skateboards!

But!

How will they move?

The answer is obvious.

Telekinesis.