Ring around the Rosie
SFX 87: huh, what's Defcon?
Katie98 KT: Hacker Convention
SFX 87: sketchy
Katie98 KT: no, its actually pretty well known.
SFX 87: well there are a lot of people who think they're hackers cuz it's 1337
Katie98 KT: Tech person from teh WashPost covered it.
SFX 87: well-known as it may be, it's still a hacker convention
Katie98 KT: yea, Phil was bitching about lots of people like that being there. but there's also lots of legit hackers.
SFX 87: that'd be like attending the "international spy convention"
Katie98 KT: *shrugs* aparently its really legit
SFX 87: "People Who Poison Drinks With Giant Rings" Convention. So that's why rappers have all that bling
Katie98 KT: LOL
SFX 87: Seriously, how does anyone fall for that shit?
Katie98 KT: going to a hacker convention?
SFX 87: no, poisoning people with giant rings
Katie98 KT: I don't understand about the poisoning thing.
SFX 87: oh, you've never read those old swashbuckler novels or whatever when the devious villain would poison people by having a ring, the "jewel" of which was actually a hinged capsule filled with poison powder?
Katie98 KT: nope
SFX 87: three musketeers and what have you. Well, I think those types should have a convention. And a union that will handle their liability lawsuits. "Gentlemen, we were going to have catering this year, but there seems to be an unfortunate illness.." X-TREME POISONINGS FOR GENERATION X... NOSE PIERCING POISON!!!!!