*Actually Pakistani

So apparently there was a gimongous earthquake in Kashmir.

I don't know about you, but I'm all aid-ed out.

Sorry crying third-world Indian people! *

Judging by the marginal press this is getting, I don't think anyone else cares either.

Not even the Red Cross.

-... Oh! I saw the Wallace and Gromit movie. It was frickin' hilarious, you should see it.