I did so bad on the physics retake. Dumb trippy conceptual problems. Dumb proofs.

Worm high score- 2151. I need this game for my graphing calculator, it's so addictive.

Too many essays. Annoying. Anyways.

Woo. Went to Baja Fresh with Alex, Nick and Silvia, then to the hippie store. Wanted to buy two little owl statues for mother's day but it was $40. New Age stuff is always overpriced, possibly because people are willing to pay so much for it. And then to Circuit City so Alex could buy earphones. Woo, go guacamole. Silvia was amazed that normal people don't take calculus in high school.

Had to throw out my toast from yesterday.

Frog orgy and Boromir! Yeah, the Japanese are really getting into Lord of the Rings now. A Japanese Fan Art Gallery. I found it from Theonering.net, so I'm not sure why it's that special, it was just linked from there. Really good art though. Elrond as an anime character is disturbing looking.

What was funny about yesterday was, Nick took my graphing calculator to calculate the tip for the Silver Diner.

SFX 87: http://www.anastrophe.co.za/article.php3?article_id=23 This is the funniest thing in the whole world.
SFX 87: Don't let them Nigerians rape my maid!
IHateIB: Nick's coming with us.
SFX 87: to rape my maid?
IHateIB: Hence the "coming."

Strange, strange conversations.

Watched a downloaded, movie in which the person who made it spliced up together parts of Casablanca and The Maltese Falcoln and other old black and white films, and dubbed over the dialogoue, to create a Classic Lord of the Rings movie. It's f-ing hilarious.

Arwen, Warrior Babe. An epic war poem about the mighty Arwen Evenstar. Tremble ye mighty and despair.

Math Studies= Easy. Psych= Banal. I'm so mellow.

Didn't go to Le Madeline as expected since we decided the metro ride would be too long. Fun with Nick and Jen on the Pike! Which, since they all blog, you know about already. They should make sidewalks wide enough for three people to walk side by side. Today was hotter than expected. Don't know why Jen quoted me- I've had a similar (maybe not as funny as it was at the Silver Diner) quote on my blog for a while now. Go chocolate pancakes. Food eaten at the Silver Diner on my Diet Blog. Which isn't working to make me stop eating, but it's still pretty entertaining to upkeep.

Am planning to do something tomorrow with Alex and maybe Nick.

AP Calc test was difficult, at least the free response. Probably because I severely had to go take a piss during that part of the test, especially with that problem about water leaking out of a cone. GODDAMMIT! We only got a five minute break between the multiple choice questions and free response, and there was only one bathroom in the stage's dressing room, so there was quite a line, and after like 3 minutes Ms. Chapman came in and said, "There's no time!" and shooed us back out. Have no idea why Gordon has a crush on her. Sam will kill him if he tries anything. The MC (with calculator) questions, however, were ridiculously easy since they gave us 50 minutes for 17 questions, and I'm still wondering what I skipped/did wrong. But then again Math Studies was ridiculously easy.

Have decided (read, Nick decided) to go to Le Madeline (or whatever) in Bethesda tomorrow w/ Nick and Jen between tests. Woohoo. Ghettro. I think I'll go buy something for Mother's Day after Jen gets picked up by her mom.

As Alex told me to a while ago, I have made a permanent link to my diet blog. Also, Sims' blog, very belatedly.

The Hobbit Bath/Drinking Song. As demanded by Sims. It's the Bath/Drinking Song because the movie people cleverly spliced two songs from the book into one. From the Green Dragon scene cut from the movie, which will be in the Longer More Garrulous DVD.

Nickypoo, Jennypoo... anyone who's taking Math Studies Paper 2 on Wednesday, we can all hang out after we finish taking the test. Me and Nick have to take the Psych test in the afternoon, but we can all hang out for like three hours after the Math Studies test is over. I dunno where.

I shall have to study like a good little cherub for IB Math Studies and AP Calculus.

Conversation held in Calculus with some senior girl I don't know:

Her: I should ask Mr. Thomas to prom.
Me: He wouldn't go. He's an insomniac, so whenever he stays up late it's really bad for him.
Her: He could sleep on my shoulder.
Me: You'd get squished.
Her: I'm 18! It's all legal!
Me: Righty-o.
Her: Is he married?
Me: No.
Her: This could be the start of something beautiful.

Remember folks, Lord of the Rings: Lego Edition has been updated. Legolas!