Minor Inconveniences

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...gastro-intestinal bleeding.

I think this is God's punishment for laughing at Jose's crotch fungus.

I'm B positive. If you ever read video game manuals, many times you'll see characters with their blood types listed. Apparently in Japan your blood type is kind of like the equivalent of your horoscope; it tells a lot about your personality. I wonder what mine says about me.

Anyway, I gave blood on Friday. That was pretty fun. I spent the whole time laughing and cracking jokes with the Red Cross volunteers, even though I'm generally not very social. Awkward situations just make for good jokes. For some reason it was hilarious how my blood went squirt into a tiny bag. It just reminded me of those Caprisun fruit punch pouches. And Vampire the Masquerade. (Argh, my blood points!)

If I could do it more often, I would.

Surprisingly, a lot of people didn't know about it. Check up with the Red Cross, eh? You never know when your local vampire van will be coming by.