Something that's garaunteed to scare the shit out of you. Honest to God. Just stare at the picture for like a minute. And don't blame me if you get a heart attack and die.

Hey, have you guys been to Bad Candy? It's cool.

Wow, I'm in a fowl mood. Fowl. I'm hungry, cuz I'm blogging at lunch. And Nick is sitting next to me blogging too but not hisv iydxf ah!!! stop! my keyboard! ;bkulaty ahhhH!!!!! his public blog. It's his private "sweet alliealliechu"jb uvuy7 vhycf blog. HAEY!

That was classic.

Why is it that when I ask people "Why?" people think I'm being argumentative? You'd think that if someone said no to an idea because of one aspect to the idea, if you changed that aspect, they'd be all rigiht. If they didn't like the whole idea at all, they should just tell me so so I stop pissing in the wind. Figuratively.

Gondor has no pants! Gondor NEEDS no pants!

Speaking of candy. Gordon Y was talking today about virginal blood. I was stupid enough to ask why virgins bleed. EW EW EW!

But you know what's funny? The Bad Candy site

Nobody pays any attention to my Blog unless I say something funny. That's like real life. I'm not a funny person at all, it's just that people force me to be. I hate being funny. I can be the comic relief while someone else goes off and saves the world and lovers die in each other's arms and Dark Lords corrupt people and people corrupt themselves and wars are fought and lives are lost and lives are gained. So I can sit around on my ass making fart jokes. Suckage.

I ignored him, and Andrew went away. Damn, that was easy.

http://www.angelfire.com/rant/suburbanlegends/license.jpg LooK! I made it myself! Also, Angelfire is being a butt, so I can't link to it or post it on my Blog.

Is Legolas Hot or Not? Poll courtesy me. You're welcome.

I don't think Mario has any actual plumbing skills.

What to do about Andrew "The Bastard"? Not Andrew "The Patterson" though I think that if they met it would be interesting.

Okay, so I'm on the bus with Alex, and Andrew the Bastard (as we've dubbed him) is all like SHUT UP, none of you talk! But we're talking, and we ignore him. (I don't know what sort of crack he's smoking.. he's a group of freshman guys, like three, we're like one junior girl and one junior guy. It's REALLY bad form to harass people who're *older* than you, especially when they're IB people and won't do anything violent to you to make you look tough. Maybe they'll bugger your graphing calculator.) I guess I could fire his ass if he ever worked for a company I run. But that's unsatisfying.

But we just kept talking, and Alex was rolling his eyes and was like, *mumble* why are people so immature. Which obviously wasn't making him go away. It does in tv shows, where if you ignore or stand up to a bully, they go away. Which is the most unhelpful advice I've ever been given. (i mean, if he were the type to go away if people stand up to him, he wouldn't be harassing people two grades older than him) So he was interupting us and was like, "SHUT UP! I told you all to shut up! STOP TALKING." Personally I think it would've been better if Alex had just talked over him instead of acting exasperated, but whatever.

So then Andrew is like, "I want you to slap me" and sticks his cheek like six inches from my face. And I'm like,
"Why?"
And he's like, "Because I want you to." And I'm like,
"Why?"
and then another one of his groupies is like, "You should SO do it!" and I'm like
"Why don't you do it then?"
and he's like, "Because I want to get bitchslapped by a GIRL. Guys don't slap, they punch."
I, like a dumb hick, says, "Why?"
and he says, "Because I like the pain!"

So I spit in his face.

This is where Alex ran off the bus.

he (andrew) spits back on me again, but it wasn't a very good spit wad, because I was planning it so I had more time to prepare and collect.

So anyways, he's like, "Tomorrow, I'm going to spit on you! I'm gonna fill a milk jug! And I'll piss in it, and pour it on your head!" (I doubt he has that much piss or spit. If he does, I'll be amazed) And then he got off at his stop while patting at his unslapped cheek.

The stop IS at his house. I think he does have a death wish, because if I wanted to I could bike over there and egg it.

But I'm not violent or a vandal. I'm thinking of wearing a raincoat/bringing an umbrella tomorrow, or bringing in a milk jug.

I took Alex's Lord of the Rings character test. I'm Sam. I'm flattered.

I am Kong. Strong and passionate, I tend to be misunderstood, sometimes even feared. I don't want to fight, I don't want to cause trouble, all I ask is a little love, and a little peace. If I don't get what I want, I get angry, and throw barrels and flaming oil at whatever's stopping me. What Video Game Character Are You?

http://www.bossmonster.com/e4/cricket/cricket.html This is definitely not cricket. BTW, Alex, I finally got my Christmas present from my sister, Sluggy's sixth book. I'll show you the Ayn Rand storyline.