Jose Needs to Get In On This Action

Hey guys! Today I found some D&D Style Porn!

It's pretty well-written, actually. And hot.

The author is a developer for White Wolf now.

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I fear for Stone Mountain.

Installment three of Angie's Blog Special Feature: GAY DISCWORLD PORN!!!

This quote is straight from Mr. Pratchett himself, not that fanfic trash I've been quoting earlier.

"Rincewind knew what orgasms were, of course, he'd had a few in his time, sometimes even in company, but nothing in his experience even approximated to that tight, hot moment when every nerve in his body streamed with blue-white fire and raw magic had blazed forth from his fingers."

-The Light Fantastic

Okay, so it's not gay, but it's just funny calling it GAY DISCWORLD PORN!!

Been drawing boobies for Nick B, for the French Rev issue of Skank. Hope he likes them.

In the spirit of Nick quoting profound things in italics.

Faster! Harder!!! -Some generic porn film.

You know, I wasn't looking for Discworld porn before, but I am now, because everyone's so curious. I need to prove to Alex that there *is* straight Discworld porn. I know for a fact there's lesbian Discworld porn. Child protection laws be damned.

You know though, any time a fanfic writer comes up with an excuse for one character to give the other a bath or "clean your wounds" or whatnot, that's probably a good symbol that this is going to be gay discworld porn.

YE GODS, WHY????? Auggghghhh..arggargharghargh!!!!

People need to have the decency to at least *warn* that it's gay Discworld porn up in the title or something... jeebus, just insert a little thingy that says "slash" or "yaoi" or "shounen-ai" or whatever weird term floats your boat.

my mind's eye!!! ow! ow!!!!
Anyways. It was well written though. You know what's a good line?

"(On Dunmanifestin', Blind Io, hearing his name more often than was usual, popped out to have a brief congradulatory word with his devout worshipper- He reappeared in a moment, red-faced and cursing.)"

So they're selling Jenna Jameson action figures now, eh?

You know what will be a very difficult drawing study? Nick S in drag. I'm doing it for a "back issue" of Skank Mag, since Nick B has requested more porn. Hmmph, and he doesn't even take the time to laminate them. I don't want him to soil my beautiful covers. (BTW, Life Sucks, their is no Hope in this World, angst angst, the System is drowning me. Etc. Old news.)

It's hard drawing porn. And don't even think of that as a pun. I just can't get poses and skin texture shading right. I guess the first step in learning to draw is learning to see things, instead of drawing what you think you see. And then the next step is drawing things in 3d on a 2d medium, like, learning how to put the basic geometric shapes that constitute every object on paper. Which is where I'm at now. Now I need to learn the subtleties of lighting and texture. I think that's maybe my new goal in life. That and becoming a porn artist.