Showing posts with label Valentine's Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Valentine's Day. Show all posts

Monday, March 06, 2006

Yay! My baby pet tarantula molted for the first time! Isn't he cute? Awwww..

Me and Jeremy are keeping a collection of its shed carapaces in a little tin.

It'll be like a scrapbook, but for spiders!

(I gots an avincularia avincularia, which is considered a "Noob spider" by hobbyists, but I like. It was a Valentine's day present for Jeremy. Whenever I tell girls this, they're like, "gross!", but guys are like, "Cool!")

Wednesday, June 12, 2002

Ah, today's my birthday. Yayfor. I don't have a 6th period exam tomorrow so I get to come in late, and even sleeping now, I can get 8 hours of sleep.

Ed finally returned my Ringworld to the library, resulting in my quote of the day.
"We're human! Let's have sex!'" -Ed on the overly amorous space explorers in Ringworld.

nononono, here's another quote of the day from watching PBS kids. "Bye, Lynx Kitten! I'm glad you don't know how to use kitty litter!" Quiet. It's summer, almost, and it's my right to allow my brain to rot by watching educational tv. Educational for four year olds. Man, if I were a host of an educational tv show... well, let's just say that I'd imagine that Bill Nye gets drunk as shit on the weekends and goes "Goddammit no more feckin' kids, heheh!!" as he wanders around in a drug-induced stupor with a chick on each arm and his bowtie undone.

Yay skippy. BTW, The Shining opens itself up to many merchandising opportunities. The Shining Inspirational Soundtrack! (creak! splut! wooodeewoodeewoodeewoooooo AIEEEEE REDRUMREDRUM danny's not here!!!") (Soothing New Age music in your very own home. Eh, at least, I hope that's the sound of water gently flowing...) The Shining Valentine's Day Cards! ("To my better half.. and half.. and half.. and half..") I must wonder though, cleaning the blood off the cameras after filming that elevator scene must be hell.

Why are psychotic (non axe-murderer) guys the most attractive? (Treize.. he's so sane, you KNOW he's mental, AND he's dating a woman with MPD... Sephiroth.. no comment...['Tell me about your mother...' 'I was created in a lab...' 'Zat is a start...' ] ) Actually, I think it's because psychotic guys are usually villains, and villains are attractive.

Friday, February 15, 2002

Wednesday, February 13, 2002

Turned in my physics problems set afterschool. Missed the bus. Spent my afternoon at FineLines, sorting roses and tying cards to them and crap. Been very nosy. But not as nosy as the girls working next to me. "I can't believe *he* has a girlfriend!" "Yeah, he probably sent these to himself! I can recognize his handwriting!"

I tried to get Cathy and David nice roses. I personally thought they looked (the roses, not the people) pretty ratty because we were nearly out, but people say that closed buds open the next day, while the pretty ones today wilt tomorrow. I hope so. On another note, Natalie has an anoymous lover.

Keep getting pricked by thorns. Man, people should dethorn the things. I know I did with mine. Some poor people didn't know the right first period teachers, so those roses are in the Bucket of Lost Souls for identification later.

Monday, February 11, 2002

Check out this cool poem by Tat!

A Valentine's Day Medley:
She walks in beauty, like the night
Filled with stars and rocket ships;
All that's best of dark and bright
Glisten in her eyes and lips:
Good God.
She's all that and a bag of chips.
So I tells her:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Oh baby, you're so much hotter:
You're kinder than the kindest buds in May,
Cooler than the hydrant's gushing water;
Had we but world enough, and time,
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
But at my back I always hear
Time's boxcar racer roaring near.
So do me, baby
Like you never done before
Oh, give it to me
Till I just can't take no more
Do me, baby
Like you never done before
I want you now,
I just can't wait no more.