I can understand why John Ashcroft was concerned about having his picture taken in front of the statue of Justice. Her bronze bosom is rather distracting, so I can see the Attorney General's motivation for keeping it covered with a $8000 drape. After all, whenever I see John Ashcroft, I think, "God, what a giant boob!"

Dear God, John Ashcroft is singing. The Homeless Man With A Blog In San Francisco compares him to Nero. Yes, I know it's awfully dehumanizing to call a person 'The Homeless Man With A Blog' but that's what we all call him anyways.