I shall have to study like a good little cherub for IB Math Studies and AP Calculus.

Conversation held in Calculus with some senior girl I don't know:

Her: I should ask Mr. Thomas to prom.
Me: He wouldn't go. He's an insomniac, so whenever he stays up late it's really bad for him.
Her: He could sleep on my shoulder.
Me: You'd get squished.
Her: I'm 18! It's all legal!
Me: Righty-o.
Her: Is he married?
Me: No.
Her: This could be the start of something beautiful.